PLEASE teach me how to knit!?

There are some things that you just need to be with a teacher to learn. Knitting is one because he/she can watch you and instantly correct your technique. You will, in the long run, save a lot of wasted time (and time is money) by working with a teacher. Once you understand the basics better, then you might be able to learn new steps watching a video. Most yarn shops offer knitting classes or one on one instruction.